This week, I left behind both my umbrella and my scarf. To battle the coming winter (blustery, wet, cold), I am left a pair of mittens (snug, warm, dry). Given inexplicable night sweats writhed in sheets, I find satisfaction in spending days blustered, wet, cold—so, I will not immediately retrieve my umbrella from work, my scarf from the coffee shop. So, I will be a little like the dapper, diffident M, who shows up to class in drenched corduroy, talks about alarm clocks and smokes cigarettes.

Unity of Separates
is
(or are)
the
Fundamental Paradox
for
Dressing Well!

Make your life’s Style
match the Fashion:
Two for one if you’re in love.
(Those Pants with that Skirt!!)
Three for one if a little more.
(Your Outfit is divine!!!)